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I spammed my friend with Demi bush to prove a non-existent point. What in life led me down this path?

I spammed my friend with Demi bush to prove a non-existent point. What in life led me down this path?

— 1 year ago

People who use a blogging website just to blog about the blogging website they’re using…

— 1 year ago with 1 note
How can I make my life more macabre?

There needs to be some advice column that I can send this to.

— 1 year ago

“I’ve seen many things my friend, but you’re right. Nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see.”

Not gonna lie. The reason why I started watching Dr. Who. Judge me.

(Source: dinklage, via sannleikur)

— 1 year ago with 44571 notes
Gruzi: kawaiisquad: verygruzi: kawaiisquad reblogged your post: kawaiisquad... →

kawaiisquad:

verygruzi:

kawaiisquad reblogged your post: kawaiisquad reblogged your post: kawaiisquad:…

I wish I could argue by taking out 4 words of a post and focusing on them. U r true american hero.

I mean that was the thesis you made

Nigga you on the…

It looks like two cartoon characters are duking it out on my dash. Kawaiisquad is gonna get you for this one, Grad. He called you dumb. There is no rebuttal that could possibly win over that. NONE. I hope I used the term rebuttal correctly because that would negate everything I just typed.

(via gruzi-deactivated20130128)

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
The shortest horror story:

tattoolit:

“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.” — Frederic Brown.

— 1 year ago with 858 notes

erinmurdock:

you need your center

nothing else

(Source: azure-veins)

— 1 year ago with 1 note
ronulicny:

“Fuck You Pablo” 37.5” x 13” x 5” Miscellaneous Medium & 1930’s Harmony Guitar 2012
 By: RON ULICNY | Tumblr | Facebook 

ronulicny:

Fuck You Pablo”
 37.5” x 13” x 5”
 Miscellaneous Medium & 1930’s Harmony Guitar
 2012

 By: RON ULICNYTumblr | Facebook 

— 1 year ago with 5628 notes
That’s why they call me mumbles…

One time the cute guy from Vans came to my kiosk for coffee. I realized later that my third button down wasn’t clasped. I tried to save face… to myself… and thought, “It’s okay maybe he’ll think it’s just because my boobs are so awesomely fit.”

But then I was like.. “Oh he’ll be so disappointed.”

But then I was like.. “Why do I assume we’re having sex.”

But then I was like.. “Because after that first date, that’s all he’ll be thinking about because I’m gonna be so totally sexy about everything.”

And then I was like.. “Abby stop staring at me I’m working out my sex life here.”

— 1 year ago